What Is The Best Method For Clubbing Anti-war Types?

11th August 2009

New officer here! We have an upcoming anti-war protest, and I was watching tape of the 1968 Democratic Convention and observed the officers having great success with the one-handed clubbing method, which leaves the off hand free to grab a hippie by the hair and deliver kicks and knee strikes. However, my Sargent swears by a 2-handed baseball-bat style swing.
What do you suggest?

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11 Responses to “What Is The Best Method For Clubbing Anti-war Types?”

  1. POLARIS Says:

    Two handed over the head down swing with all your might. Smash that dirty jobless hippies head like a pumpkin!

  2. Johnny L Says:

    youve got to be sh*ting me. “oficer menee” it has to be fake…lol

  3. conx-the Says:

    Boy I sure am glad you two are upholding the laws here in America. Boy I sure hope you’re not a new cop and the dear old Seargeant ain’t an old cop in my city. Boy I sure wish I was in Internal Affairs Division in your city. You two would provide plenty of job security. Go read the Constitution punk. I think you swore to uphold it….

  4. Middlefi Says:

    Honey, you need to pray for a peaceful soul!
    Ask for it and God will give it to you!

  5. dsheppar Says:

    a night stick up the butt?

  6. danielpa Says:

    I suggest asking the ACLU for their advice.

  7. ? Says:

    I think you are dreaming. Dreaming if you think you are an actual police officer. If you actually are and are asking that type of questions. enjoy your long prison sentence. You will have plenty of time to try and figure which 1 handed or 2 handed swing works best to defend yourself in the showers.
    Good luck with all that and enjoy your prison rec time

  8. Jadis Says:

    You know, I think a 9-iron might work…..
    But I agree, the single-handed method would be better.
    And I’m *kidding*, children, so don’t get all upset.

  9. anonymou Says:

    Do what ever hurts most so then you can be sued and sent to jail.

  10. Yahoo Answer Rat Says:

    so.. your FOR war?? that is odd

  11. Nopenowa Says:

    You are not a cop.
    I bet you $100 you don’t have a POST ID#

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